To Rebut KFC's Attack On Chicago Pizza

“I’ve never even had Chicago pizza. Never been to Chicago”.

-KFC

I refuse to argue with ignorance. Stuffed pizza and deep dish pizza are two different things. Our thin crust pizza is top notch. Chicago’s Pizza is way more than one misconceived type.

“Living is easy with your eyes closed”

– John Lennon – Big Cat

PS
Hey KFC, your boyfriend got fat. Boom Roasted